Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?Noah: he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation!

Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
Pharaoh’s daughter: she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet!

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
Ruth-less!

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury,
David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land. Honda – because all the Disciples were in one Accord
2 Corinthians 4:8 describes going out to do the Lords work in a Volkswagen Beetle “we are pressed in every way but not cramped beyond movement”!

Where is the first tennis match described in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaohs court!

Which Bible character had no parents?
Joshua, son of Nun!

Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson: he brought the house down!

Why didn’t Noah go fishing?
He only had two worms!